If you can hodl for generational wealth when pajeets
Are jeeting for Big Mac and blaming it on whales,
​If you can have 6900% belief in your conviction when non believers are rotating,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
​If you can wait for breakouts and not be tired of pull backs,
​Or being fudded, don’t fall for fud,
​Or being emotional, don’t let emotions trade,
​And yet don't look too good nor talk too wise;
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If you can dream—and not let hopium cloud you;   
​If you can forsee euphoria—and not make holding bag your aim;   
​If you can meet with +100000% pump and -100% rug
​And treat those two impostors just the same;   
​If you can mog rekt jeets setting traps for noobs,
​Or watch your portfolio bleed to zero,
​And lock in again to dca the bottom;
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If you can ape in with your last stable,
​And lose it all on a bundled shit, and start all over again
​And never breathe a word about your retardio moves;
​If you can force yourself to keep yoloing your remaining fiat
​And so hold on when there is nothing left until the next paycheck;
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If you can chat with CT and stay sharp,
​Or walk with OGs — and stay true to yourself;
​If neither dips nor corrections can hurt you;
​If your wife count on you to retire your family;
​If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
​With sixty seconds’ worth of bull posting,   
​Yours is this multi million moonshot,   
​And—which is more—you’ll be a Giga Chad, anon!